Mention my name in Sheboygan It’s the greatest little town in the world Just tell them you’re an old friend of mine And every door in town will have a big welcome sign So mention my name in Sheboygan And if you ever get in a jam Just mention my name I said mention my name But please don’t them where I am Mention my name in Paducah It’s the greatest little town in the world I know a gal there you’ll simply adore She was Miss Paducah back in 1904 So mention my name in Paducah And if you ever get in a mess Just mention my name I said mention my name But please don’t give them my address Mention my name in Tacoma It’s the greatest little town in the world I know the big shots in the City Hall They even got my picture on the post office wall So mention my name in Tacoma And if you ever get in a spat Just mention my name I said mention my name But please don’t tell them where I’m at Please don’t tell them where I’m at