[Intro] On my way home Police car pulled me over [Verse 1] After they left I puttered out of gas AAA came but my card was expired I had to walk home and of course it rained half the time I tried to get some shut-eye then I was abducted They put cold things in my butt / / They sampled bit of my .N. They left me on top of my sheets I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me This day sucked the hardest ever [Chorus] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way [Verse 2] I got up to toss my soiled sheets The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me) Then I heard the voice say "Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe" I suppose I’m to blame [Chorus] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way [Bridge] Thank goodness For bathtubs and suds [Verse 3] I suppose I’m to blame for getting pulled over I guess I’m the culprit for running out of gas Let’s assume I’m the guy who didn’t pay his AAA fee In actuality I let the zetas probe me Yesterday was all my fault I let negativity get the better of me Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds They temporarily set free this quandary [Chorus] I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way