Intro: Well I don’t mind being lonely   I don’t mind being poor   What I mind is being   misunderstood   I can’t take it anymore You may say that I’m a loser        And I won’t say that that ain’t true   But if you say once more that I’m a hoover   Then maybe I’m gonna have to disagree with you   Too many times I’ve been called a garage   More than once I’ve been termed a hat   For more than a year I lived in your pocket   While you thought I was the key to your flat Now I’m saying that that’s all over        I’ve got to stand up for what I am   So from now on I want you to call me  Just call me whenever you can