intro: | |N.C.|C | THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER I WORK EVERYDAY THE SUN COMES UP FROM EIGHT UNTIL FIVE I DON'T HAVE A NEW MERCEDES CAR OR A CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE MY WIFE AIN'T OUT SHOPPING WITH THE COUNTRY CLUB QUEENS CAUSE SHE'S WORKIN IN THE MORNIN' UNTIL SHE PICKS UP THE KIDS AT THREE THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER NOW, WE ALL LIKE TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS AND WE ALL LIKE TO DREAM YEAH, OL' J.R. IS MAKING DEALS AND ALEXIS IS MAKIN STEAM JOAN AND LINDA, VICTORIA AND MORGAN THEY'RE A SIGHT TO SEE MY OLD LADY SAID, "I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKIN" I SAID "NOW HONEY, DON'T YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT IS ON T.V." AND THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY THIS IS MAKIN' A LIVIN' DPWN IN TENNESSEE AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THIS THING TOGETHER THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER