It takes a whole Liquor To Like Her That's why I drink all the time It takes Liquor To Like Her When I'm liquored up I like her just fine. She wants to tell me where to go tell me what do to Tell me what to eat an how loud I can chew She even want's to tell me what thoughts I oughta think It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink. It takes a whole Liquor To Like Her That's why I drink all the time It takes Liquor To Like Her When I'm liquored up I like her just fine. Well she's such a pretty thing you'd think she's Heaven send She's the quarrelsom kind loves and argument She can yell all day she can scream all night I just sit there smilin' just as high as a kite. It takes a whole Liquor To Like Her That's why I drink all the time It takes Liquor To Like Her When I'm liquored up I like her just fine. This drinkin' buddy of mine he married a girl Said she was the meanest woman in the world I saw her pretty picture I said man your pokin' fun Then the day I met her I said pour me one. It takes a whole Liquor To Like Her That's why I drink all the time It takes Liquor To Like Her When I'm liquored up I like her just fine. You may look down your nose at me Think I'm an old sorry son of a  The only way I'm givin' up my drinkin' glass Is if I can find a way to get her off my back(your wifes on the phone). Little brown jug upon my lips Your savin' our love with every sip. Every time I get sober she drives me outta my mind It takes Liquor To Like Her But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine When I'm liquored up I hell I love her. Hey honey I'm home Honey Honey.