Well it don’t take long to get there if you’re high and pressurized It ain’t very far from nowhere if you’re high and pressurized And you do a better show there if you’re high and pressurized And the only way to go there is high and pressurized Now I used to ride in buses and I hated every mile Cause travelin’ in a Greyhound ain’t ridin’ in style Cause the damn thing’s always broke down and the tires’ll go flat I’ve always been against bussin’ cause bussin’ ain’t where it’s at Chorus Solo Change Key to Now I used to invite ladies for a grand tour of the bus But I look down the hallway and there’d be 15 more of us That’s just one of the problems with a hillbilly bus But I’m a sophisticated singer now and a member of the mile high club Well it don’t take long to get there if you’re high and pressurized It ain’t very far from nowhere if you’re high and pressurized And you do a better show there if you’re high and pressurized And the only way to go there is high and pressurized Chorus