Three Million mega hertz super duper processor Got a 200 gig hard drive 32 inch screen and a scanner machine Boy your wastin' too much time I say get outta the house Pull away from the mouse There's a mountain stream callin' your name Son you been missin' some might good fishin' And a whole lot of better things. I'm an American Offline I'm into havin' a good time It does you good to get some sunshine Every once in awhile Get out and drive your '69 And sip some honky-tonk wine Hot women in the nighttime I'm an American Offline.           I got a cabin in the country where I go sometimes To clear my head and get away Got my channel on TV no lab top for me Cold beer smile on my face Now take my advice you better think twice Before you turn that damn computer up There's so much more to see Than that office routine So forget all that long on stuff. Be an American Offline Go on and have yourself a good time Now don't you think you need some sunshine On that lily white business suit skin Why don't go and get a beach front room Make some noise and a wear your hat in the pool Make some love in the daytime Be an American Offline. (Randall)    Go and play some slide guitar Stroll them hot leather bars Meet some friends makes some homemade wine Till the sunshines I'm an American Offline. (Process me baby) I'm an American Offline I'm gonna have me a good time.