1. He hit the ground running at the speed of light.               His star is brightly shining like a neon light.          He’s your fav’-rit son it’s your fav’-rit  son. 2. A fixture on the talk shows  to the silver screen.            From here to Colorado he’s a sex machine.              He’s your fav’-rit son it’s your fav’-rit  son. Well isn’t it a drag? Isn’t it a drag? Isn’t it a drag                  it’s pretty bloody sad  isn’t it a drag?              3. A clean cut all American really ain’t so clean.         His royal auditorium is a murder scene.     He’s your fav’-rit son it’s your fav’-rit  son. Well isn’t it a drag? Isn’t it a drag? Isn’t it a drag    it’s pretty bloody sad  isn’t it a drag?                                         Bridge              | |  | |   | |  | |  | |  | |  | |                | |  | |  | |              Well no one says it’s fair turn a teenage lust     To a milli-on-aire. 4. So where’s your fuckin’ champion? On a panty raid!                            He’s not the all American that you thought you paid.           He’s your fav’-rit son it’s your fav’-rit  son. Well isn’t it a drag?