GRATEFUL DEAD - KEEP YOUR DAY JOB Maybe you collect or maybe you pay (whether) Still got to work that eight hour day Whether you like that job or not You’d better keep it on ice While you’re lining up your long shot Which is to say hey hey hey Keep your day job Don’t give it away Keep your day job Whatever they say Keep your day job ’Till your night job pays. Steady boys starting that eight day hour Never underrate that paycheck power By now you know that the face on your dollar Got a thumb on its nose and a hand on your collar Which is to say hey hey hey Chorus Daddy may drive a Sting-Ray ’Vette Mama may bathe in champagne yet God bless the child that’s got his own stash Nine to five and a place to crash Which is to say hey hey hey Chorus Sunday comes forget about work Ring that bell for whatever it’s worth. If you ask me which I know you don’t I’d tell you to do what I know you won’t Which is to say hey hey hey