Out on the road like a lowdown Joe And the bar where we are is so cool I'd like to stay            Misunderstood like I knew I would be The one I care for don't mind, she's built that way            I would gladly offer you my love In this hotel in Somewhere U.S.A.                           This rented car never went so far but with each passing mile one more dream had turned to clay            Now that we've met and your eyes are all wet Let me fetch my guitar, there's a song I'd like to play  I would gladly offer you my song In this hotel in Somewhere U.S.A.                           |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ | |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ | |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ | |_ _ _ |_ _ _ | One never knows where the good times If you got some to spend, we'll do anything you say            I'd never lie, well you know I've tried Though you think it's the drink that has made me behave this way            I would gladly offer you my love In this hotel in Somewhere U.S.A.