Well I got a bumper sticker On the back of my truck There ain?t another like it ?Cause I had it made up I can tell who?s behind me They give themselves away Lay on their horn when they read this phrase Honk if you honky tonk Don?t if you don?t But if you do Don?t you love to Honk if you honky tonk Me and Friday night go hand in hand Ice cold beer and a swingin? band A girl on my arm that won?t let go She caught my little sign about a mile ago Chorus: Honk if you honky tonk Don?t if you don?t But if you do Don?t you love to Honk if you honky tonk Well just the other day I was cruisin? through town Sheriff pulled me over I thought I had it now I rolled down my window he said with a grin N.C I want one of them stickers or I?m gonna run you in. Repeat Chorus twice Honk if you honky tonk Spoken: "I hear ya honkin? yeah I?m pullin? over. Let?s honky tonk"