From: “Extra Texture (Read All About It)” (1975) [Intro] (bass only) (+ piano) [Refrain] Oooh oooh Oooh oooh [Verse 1] Everything is Dinky Doo Everything that you do You the king of La-Di-Da Pretty very out far Never oversits he understands Like the back of the ha-a-and He should sing in ba---and oh yeah [Refrain] Oooh oooh Oooh oooh [Verse 2] People think he’s Loopey Loo ooh And when they look at his shoes He’s a rocking sausage roll He gets it in the goal Healthy little brown affair And when he washes his hai-air Gsus4 He’ll get round or squa--are - get them singing [Refrain] Oooh oooh Oooh oooh [Bridge] Everyone from Oxford town Way down to the Rio Grande Knows his harbour quays His skin tight hands without seggs His name is Legs [Verse 3] 5/8 (talking) (talking) | | | | [Refrain] Oooh oooh Oooh oooh [Bridge] Coolies sweating in Hong Kong Run along to the Mardi Grass Risking Asian flu To meet the man who lays the eggs His name is Legs [Verse 4] He’s a cure for whooping cough And if the going gets rough Get lined up come Sikh come Czar No matter who you are We could get along and slide a rule And if you don’t play foo-ools While Larry plays poo-ool you’ll hear him singing [Refrain] Oooh oooh (Talking) Oooh oooh (Talking) [Refrain] Oooh oooh (Talking) Oooh oooh (Talking) [Verse] fade out 5/8 (talking) (talking) | | | |