(intro 4x)        Got out of bed wasn’t feeling too good With my wallet and my passport a new pair of shoes The sun was shining so I head for the park With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes I got a cousin and sge got a friend Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help At his apartment I knock on the door He wouldn’t come out until he got paid      (pre-chorus) Now don’t tell anybody what I wanna do If they find out you know that they’ll never let me through   Cos it’s no fun being an illegal alien     (2x or however many you feel like) Down at the office had to fill out the forms A pink one a red one the colours you choose Up to the counter to see what they think they said "It doesn’t count man it aint written in ink" I don’t trust anybody least not around here (Chorus) Lead in to bridge (the keyboard solo) (2 bars)  (2 bars)            An illegal alien OK Bridge (background chords)  whole phrase (2x) (no 3rd)  2 bars    (no 3)   2 bars   (no 3)   1 bar (no 3)   (no 3)   half bar each Consideration for your fellow man Would not hurt anybody sure fits in with my plan Where everything comes easy you just hold out your hand (        )  (2x)