Intro: I guess I’ll have to change my plan I should have realized there’d be another man I overlooked that point completely until the big affair began Before I knew where I was at I tried to reach the moon but when I got there I found myself upon the shelf and that was that All that I could get was the air My feet are back upon the ground I lost the one girl that I’d found I guess I’ll have to change my plan I should have realized there’d be another man Why did I buy those blue pajamas Before that big affair began My boiling point is much too low for me to try to be a fly Lothario I think I’ll crawl right back and into my shell Dwelling in my personal hell I’ll have to change my plan around I’ve lost the one girl I’ve found