(VERSE 1): There will come a time when everybody who is lonely Will be free to sing and dance and love There will come a time when every evil that we know Will be an evil that we can rise above Who cares if hair is long or short or sprayed or partly grayed We know that hair ain’t where it’s at There will come a time when you won’t even be ashamed if you are fat! Wah-wah-wah-wah! (Instrumental/Melodic Vocal): La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Deedle deedle dee (Deedle deedle dee) Deedle deedle dee (Deedle deelde dee) Deedle deedle dee (Deedle deedle dee) Deedle deedle dee (Deedle deedle dee) Wah-wah-wah-wah! (VERSE 2): There will come a time when everybody who is lonely Will be free to sing and dance and love (Dance and love) There will come a time when every evil that we know Will be an evil that we can rise above (Rise above) Who cares if you’re so poor you can’t afford to buy a pair of mod a-go-go stretch elastic pants? There will come a time when you can even Take you clothes off when you dance! (SEGUE INTO "WHAT’S THE UGLIEST PART OF YOUR BODY? [REPRISE]")