[Intro] | | | | | [Verse 1] The planet of my dreams The EARTH my EARTH Is bulging at the seams The EARTH my EARTH It’s full of many schemes And as the sunlight beams The glory of our sciences And militant alliances Reveal their BASIC WORTH Along the mounds of dead appliances! [Interlude] (O- o- oh O- o- o- oh) [Verse 2] The planet of my dreams The EARTH my EARTH I hear it’s muffled screams The EARTH my EARTH And though it often seems From televison beams That ignorance is rampant there And Govermental Goons don’t care I know that I shall not despair And CHEAT like ALL THE REST I’ll just keep on With what I do the best! [Outro] (Cheat-Cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!) I CAN’T DO IT! x7