Bwana Dik Frank Zappa from Fillmore East                   F# (riff)                      F# (riff)     And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts           Over Em7 (Spoken) Hold it! Please hold it! My God Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . Why didn’t you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on but . . . Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn’t know you were so obviously . . . PREGNANT . . . ends with B7 I’ve got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . . Girls from all over the world flock to write my name on the toilet walls                                                Of the Whisky à Go-Go for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik No! Me Bwana Dik Say! (F#m7    E ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue My dick is a monster  Give me your heart Bwana Dik is a legend enormous thou art My dick is a Harley you kick it to start Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part My dick is a dagger  I’ll force it to fit My dick is a reamer baby to scream up your slit Steam it! Ream it! Cream it! Into Latex Sauna Beef Riff            Mud Shark