e|------------| B|------------| G|------------| D|-0--8-7--5--0----0---0--3--0-----0----0------------| A|------------3------------3----3---1----1-0-----| E|------------1-3-|  [Intro]  "Obie Trice/Real Name No Gimmicks"  two trailer park girls go ’round the outside  ’round the outside ’round the outside  (2x)  Guess who’s back back again  Shady’s back tell a friend  Guess who’s back  guess who’s back  guess who’s back  guess who’s back  guess who’s back  Guess who’s back...  I’ve created a monster ’cause nobody wants to  see Marshall no more they want Shady I’m chopped liver  well if you want Shady this is what I’ll give ya  a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor  some vodka that’ll jumpstart my heart quicker than a  shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I’m not cooperating  when I’m rocking the table while he’s operating (hey !)  you waited this long now stop debating ’cause I’m back  I’m on the rag and ovulating  I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney  but your husband’s heart problem’s complicating  So the FCC won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see  they tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me  So come on dip bum on your lips fuck that  cum on your lips and some on your tits  and get ready ’cause this shit’s about to get heavy  I just settled all my lawsuits Fuck  YOU DEBBIE !  [Refrain :] (2x)  Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me  ’Cause we need a little controversy  ’Cause it feels so empty without me  Little hellions kids feeling rebellious  embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis  they start feeling like prisoners helpless  ’til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"  A visionary vision is scary could start a revolution  polluting the air waves a rebel  so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass  and it’s a disaster such a catastrophe  for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me ?  Well I’m back [batman sound]  fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I’m gonna  enter in and up under your skin like a splinter  The center of attention back for the winter  I’m interesting the best thing since wrestling  Infesting in your kids ears and nesting  Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me  here’s my 10 cents my 2 cents is free  A nuisance who sent you sent for me ?  [Refrain] (2x)  A tisk-it a task-it  I’ll go tit for tat with anybody who’s talking this shit that shit.  Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked  worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards and Moby  you can get stomped by Obie you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me  You don’t know me you’re too old let go its over nobody listens to techno  Now let’s go  just give me the signal I’ll be there with a whole list full of new insults  I’ve been dope suspenseful with a pencil ever since  Prince turned himself into a symbol  But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me  So this must mean I’m disgusting but its just me I’m just obscene  Though I’m not the first king of controversy  I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do Black Music so selfishly  and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)  there’s a concept that works  20 million other white rappers emerge  but no matter how many fish in the sea it’d be so empty without me  [Refrain] (2x)  (Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [2x]   "Kids"