Composer: Elvis Costello Chord names and fret positions are relative to the capo:       = x02220      /   = 00222x or xx2220 A7     = x02223      G     = 32003x or xx5433 A6     = x02222      A *   = x02225 Asus4  = x02230      E     = 022100 A7sus4 = x02030         Please select a star rating for this tab many thanks ============================================================ [Intro]        e |---0------------| B |---2--2----------| G |------2--2-------| D |---------2---2---| A |------------0---| E |------------| [Verse 1] There’s a smart young woman on a light blue screen That comes into my room every night And she takes all her red yellow orange and green      And she turns them into black and  ...white [Chorus] But you tease and you flirt And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt You can please yourself but somebody’s gonna get it! [Link] Better cut off all i - dentifying labels Be - fore they put you on the torture table [Verse 2] ’Cause somewhere in the quizzling clinic There’s a short-hand typist taking seconds over minutes She’s listening into the Venus line She’s picking out names I hope none of them are mine!    [Chorus] But you tease and you flirt And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt You can please yourself but somebody’s gonna get it!    [Bridge]     Never said I was a stool- pigeon     Never said I was a diplomat    Everybody is under suspicion But you don’t want to hear about that [Chorus] ’Cause you tease and you flirt And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt You can please yourself but somebody’s gonna get it!   [Link] Better send a begging letter to the big investi - gation     Who put these finger prints on my imagi - nation? [Chorus] You tease and you flirt And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt You can please yourself but somebody’s gonna get it!        [Coda] You can please yourself but somebody’s gonna get it!        You can please yourself but somebody’s gonna get it!