I'm getting bored being part of mankind There's not a lot to do no more This race is a waste of time People rushing everywhere Swarming around like flies Think I'll buy a forty four Give them all a surprise Think I'm gonna kill myself Cause a little suicide Stick around for a couple of days What a scandal if I died Yeah I'm gonna kill myself Get a little headline news I'd like to see what the papers say On the state of teenage blues                                      A rift in my family I can't use the car I gotta be in by ten o'clock Who do they think they are I'd make an exception If you want to save my life Brigitte Bardot gotta come And see me every night Think I'm gonna kill myself Cause a little suicide Stick around for a couple of days What a scandal if I died Yeah I'm gonna kill myself Get a little headline news I'd like to see what the papers say On the state of teenage blues                                                  ...on the state of teenage blues.                                         Kill myself....Suicide.....      What a scandal if I died Suicide........Headline news... On the state of teenage blues...(fade out)