Ho Ho Ho Whod Be A Turkey At Christmas

Author’s Note - B-Side of "Step Into Christmas" 1973 - https://youtu.be/FaRWGmWUjPs [Intro] / / [Verse 1] Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand Oh I’ve had a few too many and it’s getting hard to stand I keep hearing noises from my fireplace I must be going crazy or the brandy’s won the race. And I keep hearing [Chorus] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded weirdy’s just arrived Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded wierdy’s just arrived [Verse 2] On my roof there’s snorting sounds and bells inside my head My vision’s blurred with color and all he sees is red There’s a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue And the smell of burning rubber oh is filling up the room. I keep hearing [Chorus] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded weirdy’s just arrived Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded wierdy’s just arrived [Instrumental] / / / /              And we keep hearing [Chorus] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded weirdy’s just arrived Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded wierdy’s just arrived [Chorus] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded weirdy’s just arrived Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Watford is the team for me Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded wierdy’s just arrived [Chorus] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded weirdy’s just arrived Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who’s here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise surprise. The bearded wierdy’s just arrived...