(2x) Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting Like an out of tune guitar                            Ooh she got Hercules on her side And Diana in her eyes Some men like the Chinese life Some men kneel and pray                            Ooh well I like women and I like wine And I've always liked it that way Always liked it that way I can't dig it, the way she tease That old tough man routine up her sleeve Living and loving, kissing and hugging Living and loving with a cat named Hercules A cat named Hercules    Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal Messing with a muscle boy                            No superman gonna ruin my plans Playing with my toys Rich man sweating in a sauna bath Poor boy scrubbing in a tub                            Me, I stay gritty up to my ears Washing in a bucket of mud Washing in a bucket of mud