Intro:         And you and me and General Robert E. Lee   It was the greatest love story that was never told A couple of kids out in the cold They were lost in space in a forest of doom The Black Mountain Tops - a silver room The Bad Princess - the Evil Duke - the Dead Pharaoh Oh and Captain Hook - no Peter Pan or Mighty Mouse The Big Bad Wolf blows down my house   And you and me and General Robert E. Lee   You know James Cagney he was my best friend The facts of life - the old dead end The butler came down said someone had to die A murder mystery that?s never gonna fly   A story here have no fear   A world class myth is growing here   The wankers whisper and pass the beer And Bambi grows into a beautiful deer And you and me and General Robert E. Lee   There were to guitarists strumming into space Spreading that message all over the place UFO?s and flying cars   And Telstar and a man from Mars I don’t know what will last   A thousand years the time goes past A thousand years oh a thousand years And you and me and General Robert E. Lee   And General Robert E. Lee     Tell it on TV - on Charlie Chaplin?s knee   I’m around the world in 80 days And Robert E. Lee is dressed in grey