INTRO 1 e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------| B|------------|------------|------------|------------| G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------| D|------------|------------|------------|-----------4-2-0---| A|------------|------------|------------|------------2-| E|------------|------------|------------|------------| Look’a here Better hurry up and check it out Look’a here look’a here verse 1 Your steak Ain’t no hipper than my porkchop Your Cadillac Ain’t no hipper than my bus stop Your champagne Ain’t no hipper than my soda pop Look’a here I’m ready to take care of business Have no fear I’m already here I’ll tell you now (I’m qualified) You know that I’m qualified (Don’t ya know that I’m qualified)                             verse 2 Your top hat Ain’t no badder than my stingy brim And your sharkskin Ain’t no badder than my Levis Jim The money you got It ain’t no better than a’how your spending Ben All I’ve got is a little bit of common sense I believe in my heart the best teacher is experience I’ll tell you now (I’m qualified) You know that I’m qualified (Don’t ya know that I’m qualified)                             BRIDGE 1 u>     You may find me In a project slum Be hanging out With all the skid row bums I may be sick And I may seem dumb That don’t mean you know where I’m coming from  INTRO 2 e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------| B|------------|------------|------------|------------| G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------| D|------------|------------|------------|-----------4-2-0---| A|------------|------------|------------|------------2-| E|------------|------------|------------|------------| Look out here Just make a little room verse 3 Your social life Ain’t no better than my hot dog stand Your edu-ma-cation Ain’t no hipper than what you understand Your woman that you got She ain’t no hipper than a hard loving band I got the power to control I can see clean through your blindfold        I’ll tell you now (I’m qualified) You know that I’m qualified (Don’t ya know that I’m qualified)                             BRIDGE 2 u>     u>     Look at me I’m filling up in class And you better watch out I’m filling up fast Can’t hang a jacket on me I’ve been hanging out in the projects Hangin’ out with all these rednecks These rubbernecks and rejects  INTRO 3 e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------| B|------------|------------|------------|------------| G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------| D|------------|------------|------------|-----------4-2-0---| A|------------|------------|------------|------------2-| E|------------|------------|------------|------------|