I’M A REAL MAN As recorded by Dr. Feelgood (From the 1986 Album BRILLEAUX) [Intro] [Verse 1] I’m a real man I got a real guitar I’m a real man don’t even know where the boys are Don’t want to frighten you little girl you’re so sweet and nice Don’t want to have to tell you twice [Chorus] I’m a real man I’m goin’ to rock like a real man Don’t get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How’d you like to rock with a real man? [Verse 2] Yes I’m a real man baby I’m not lyin’ I’m thirty-four years old now and I still don’t mind dyin’ You can put the voodoo on me girl There’s nothing I can’t dodge N.C. Just check out this roller in my garage [Verse 3] Kids these days I’m talkin’ about these young folk About as wild as pollyanna after she growed up After a hard day at the Casiotone they just don’t want to live N.C. They’re about as dangerous as a junior executive [Chorus] I’m a real man I’m goin’ to rock like a real man Don’t get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How’d you like to rock with a real man? [Bridge] Every dollar I earn Girl I let it all burn And if I wind up in jail There’s only one of 2672 women that I know Who would gladly pay my bail [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] Now you might say I’m just some fool on a boast But I wasn’t gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast This ain’t dan rather talkin’ this ain’t the president’s son N.C. I’m still gonna have my fun [Chorus] I’m a real man I’m goin’ to rock like a real man Don’t get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How’d you like to rock with a real man? Turn off that elevator music in your computer program How’d you like to rock with a real man? Don’t make that elevator music in your computer program Come on and rock with a real man!