IF WALLS COULD TALK As recorded by Dr. Feelgood (From the 2000 Album CHESS MASTERS) [Intro] [Verse 1] If walls could talk then I’m sure you’d hear A whole lot of things that would make you cry my dear So ain’t you glad ooh ain’t you glad That walls don’t talk No they never talk [Verse 2] If doors could tell who turned the knobs When he’s away working on his job Now ain’t you glad oh you ought to be glad That doors don’t talk No they don’t [Verse 3] You know if cars could say just who’s been inside And exactly whom has been taken for a ride Now ain’t you glad I know you ought to be glad That cars don’t talk Oh no they don’t talk [Harmonica & Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] If shoes could tell tell where they’ve been When you claim that you were visiting a friend Now ain’t you glad oh ain’t you glad That shoes don’t talk No they just walk [Verse 5] Well in a world of trouble we’d be if things ever told on me My love life would be through ’cos I’m guilty how about you? If things ever talked that way Ain’t no telling what they might say So ain’t you glad everybody ought to be glad That things don’t talk I tell you they don’t talk about you [Outro] Oh I’m so glad I’m so very glad That things don’t talk