What do you get when you fall in love? A girl with a pin to burst your bubble That’s what you get for all your troubble I’ll never fall in love again I’ll never fall in love again What do you get when you kiss a girl You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do she’ll never phone ya I’ll never fall in love again I’ll never fall in love again Don’t tell me what it’s all about ’cause I’ve been there and I’m glad I’m not Out of those chains those chains that bind you That is why I’m here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So far at least until tomorrow I’ll never fall in love a- gain I’ll never fall in love a- gain