Tom: Well I stood under your bedroom window  Throwing up a brick  No one came I threw one more  That really did the trick  Your daddy came and banged my head  He said what kind of man  Is this that’s hanging ’round my girl  And threw me in the car  You’re a farmer’s daughter  You’re a farmer’s daughter  Why do I always get  The kinda girl I didn’t oughta get I won’t get no more eggs and water Now I’ve laid the  Emfarmer’s daughter  (Piano solo in same chords as above) Imagine I was a full-grown man  And I could talk just right  Could I come and see you here  And do this every night  Wham! The door comes crashing down  Your daddy’s face all pale  Says come with me you hairy bum  I’ll put you in my jail  You’re a judge’s daughter  You’re a judge’s daughter  Why do I always get  The kinda girl I didn’t oughta get Now I’m getting jail and torture ’Cause I made the judge’s daughter  (Spoken: Yes I did. It was nice.)  (Guitar solo) It seems they’re screaming law and order When I go with Anyone’s daughter Woman I should like some peace  And daddy hold your tongue  I think you’re gonna die of fright  When I tell you what I’ve done  I can hear your tales and lies  You say I’m dumb and scraggy  But man this dumb and scraggy is  Your daughter’s baby’s daddy  She’s a lucky daughter  Such a lucky daughter  Why did I always get  The kinda girl I didn’t wanna get Now I’ve got what I always fought for ’Cause I’ve married a Rich man’s daughter  (Spoken: Waddaya think of that?)