Intro: The naughty lady of Shady Lane. Has the town in a whirl                          The naughty lady of Shady Lane. Me oh my oh what a girl                                 The naughty lade of Shady Lane. Has hit the town like a bomb                             The back fence gossip ain’t been this good. Since Mable ran off with Tom                                     Our town was peaceful and quiet. Before she came on the scene                                 The lady has started a riot. Disturbin’ the suburban routine                  The naughty lady of Shady Lane. Has the town in a whirl                          The naughty lady of Shady Lane. Me oh my oh what a girl                                 The naughty lade of Shady Lane. Has hit the town like a bomb                             The back fence gossip ain’t been this good. Since Mable ran off with Tom.                                    Our town was peaceful and quiet. Before she came on the scene                                 The lady has started a riot. Disturbin’ the suburban routine                  You should see how she carries on with her admirers galore                       She must be givin’ them quite a thrill the way they flock to her door.                  She throws those come-hither glances at every Tom Dick and Joe                         When offered some liquid refreshment the lady never never says "no"                          The things they’re trying to pin on her won’t hold much water for sure          Beneath the powder and fancy lace there beats a heart sweet and pure                    She just needs someone to change her and she’ll be nice as can be                       If you’re in the neighborhood stranger you’re welcome to drop in and see                    The naughty lady of Shady Lane. So delightful to hold. The naught lady of Shady Lane She’s delectable quite respectable and she’s only nine days old