David Usher There are three main chords (assuming I’m in the right key): Asus2  x02200 [wail a bit on this one. make it sound brooding ;) ] C/G    332010 E      022100 [Verse 1] So he dies and I’m the joke A playdoh mask a million miles to go A suped up cock tease with a little twist When sex got ugly I’d insist Hear you’ll empty all I’ve got Fucking’s over but I can’t stop cumming Still born dead or never born at all [Chorus] When jesus was my girl She told me When jesus was my girl [Verse 2] It’s impossible for me Harder even if I turn it over I’m not as pretty as I thought I’d be Another symptom of my damn disease Hear you’ve taken all I got Fucking’s over but I just keep cumming Still born dead and never born at all [Chorus] When jesus was my girl She told me When jesus was my girl When jesus was my girl She told me When jesus was my girl [using verse chords] x4 I’m not as pretty as I thought I’d be Another sympton of my damn disease       [Chorus again] [repeat with verse chords until end] I’m not as pretty as I thought I’d be Another sympton of my damn disease