David Bowie - Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Dazed Ive always thought this song was under appriciated... INTRO:  Asus2  D9  Asus2  D9 Spy spy pretty girl I see you see me through your window Don’t turn your nose up Well you can if you need to you won’t be the first or last It must strain you to look down so far from your Father’s house And I know what a louse like me in his house could do for you I’m the Cream of the Great Utopia Dream And you’re the gleam in the depths of your banker’s spleen         I’m a phallus in pigtails   And there’s blood on my nose   And my tissue is rotting   Where the rats chew my bones   And my eye sockets empty    See nothing but pain    I keep having this brainstorm   About twelve times a day   So now you could spend the morning walking with me quite amazed As I’m Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed      I got eyes in my backside   That see electric tomatoes   On credit card rye bread   There are children in washrooms   Holding hands with a queen    And my heads full of murders    Where only killers scream        So now you could spend the morning talking with me quite amazed And I’m raving mad and Somewhat Slightly Dazed        Solo:                                     Now you run from your window   To the porcelain bowl   And you’re sick from your ears   To the red parquet floor   And the Braque on the wall    Slides down your front    And eats through your belly   It’s very catching   So now you should spend the mornings lying to your Father quite amazed About the strange Unwashed and Happily Slightly Dazed   Repeat until fade...   HY..