JOIN THE GANG Let me introduce you to the gang Johnny plays the sitar he’s an existentialist once he had an aim      now he plays our game. You will feel so good now that you’ve joined the gang. Molly is a model in the ads crazy clothes and acid full of soul and crazy hip some-one switched her on    then her beam went wrong ’cause she can’t switch off now that she’s joined the gang. Arthur is a singer with a band Arthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stage look at Arthur rave      all the kids have paid they want to see the croaking man who joined the gang. This club’s called the web it’s the month’s pick next month we shall find a place where prices ain’t so stiff fifteen bob a coke       ’fraid that’s past a joke this is how to spend now that you’ve joined the gang. This is what to do now that you’re here sit ’round doing nothing altogether very fast psychedelic stars       throwing down cigars they’re picking up the joints now that they’ve joined the gang. You won’t be alone      we’ve all got beer-y grins it’s a big illusion but at least you’re in- at least you’re in.