[Verse 1] Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber             May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown            I don’t know what tune that the orchestra played But it went by me sickly and sentimental [Chorus] Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? Tammy Bakker’s got a lot on her plate   Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake? Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave        (x4) [Verse 2] The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner              And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek          And the sugar that dripped from the violins’ bow Made the children go crazy put a hole in the tooth of a hag [Chorus] Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? Tammy Bakker must be losing her faith yeah Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake? Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave [Bridge] And the dogs are on the road we’re all tempting fate Cars shooting by with no number plates And here comes Mrs Hairy Legs [Verse 3] I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven                And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257                 The excess of fat on your American bones Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone [Chorus] Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? Tammy Bakker Tammy Bakker Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake? Cheap Picasso cheap Picasso fake Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? Kathy Straker boy could she lose some weight Can I buy another slice of real estate? Liberace must be laughing in his grave Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?   Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?   Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?   Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?