ANDROGYNOUS                          By The Crash Test Dummies                          (originally by The Replacements) Compiled by Brian Mauch () with help from Dave Hornidge () and Peter Palmer Capo 3 This is how I play the intro and verse: e|----3--3-------3--3-----2--2-----2--2-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0-------0--0-| B|----3--3-------3--3-----3--3-----3--3-----0--0-----0--0-----1--1-------1--1-| G|----0--0-------0--0-----2--2-----2--2-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0-------0--0-| D|----0--0-------0--0--0-----0-----0--0-----2--2-----2--2-----2--2--0h2-----2-| A|----2--2--0h2-----2-----------0-----------2--2--2-----2--3-----3----------3-| E|-3-----3----------3------------0-----0--------0------------| [Intro]                   [Verse] Here comes Dick he’s wearing a skirt Here comes Jane you know she’s sportin’ a chain Same hair a revolution Same build evolution Tomorrow who’s gonna fuss? [Chorus] And they love each other so androgynous Closer than you know love each other so androgynous [Verse] Well don’t get him wrong and don’t get him mad He might be a father but he sure ain’t a dad And she don’t need the advice that is sent to her She’s happy with the way she looks she’s happy with her gender [Verse] And they love each other so androgynous Closer than you know love each other so androgynous [Bridge 1] Mirror image see no damage see no evil at all Cupie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at The way you’re laughed at now [Verse] Something meets boy and something meets girl They both look the same they’re overjoyed in this world Same hair a revolution Unisex evolution Tomorrow who’s gonna fuss? [Bridge 2] And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants Tomorrow Jane is wearing a dress Future outcasts and they don’t last And today people dress the way that they please They way they tried to do in the last centuries [Chorus] And they love each other so androgynous Closer than you know love each other so androgynous [Outro] (optional)   (x2)