(Ad lib:Spoken) This is a sad story About a girl named Mary Mac And her wondering lover Bob Needle). Oh softly I can hear her callin?... Hey Bobba Needle Bobba Needle Bobba Needle Hey Bobba Needle Bobba Needle Bobba Needle Hey Bobba Needle Bobba Needle Bobba Needle Hey Bobba Needle Bobba Needle Bobba Needle Hey Bob...Hey Bob. #1. Mary Mac Mac Mac. All dressed in black black black. Don’tcha know I?m tryin? tryin? tryin? Just to come on back back back. Cause I took a plane plane plane But there was some rain rain rain. And there was no flyin? flyin? flyin? So I took a train train train. Oh Mary Mac Mac Mac. It went off the track track track Can?t you see I?m dyin? dyin? dyin? Just to come on back back back. CHORUS: #2. Well I took a boat boat boat But it wouldn?t float float float. So I kept on a puffin? puffin? puffin? That was all she wrote wrote wrote. So I must wear my cross cross cross. And I bought a horse horse horse But it just keeps runnin? runnin? runnin? All around the track track track. Baby I ain?t lyin? lyin? lyin?. Can?t you see that I?m tryin? tryin? tryin? Don?tcha know I?m tryin? tryin? tryin? just to come on back to Mary Mac. CHORUS: A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.