| |   I'm a confidence man   Piss down your back, and tell you it's raining A confidence man   Reigning like a queen, like anyone else   Everyone expected to be queen   Which is more possible, for it to rain piss, Or a kaleidoscope of queens? A confidence man   These are your words, use 'em in my favor On the train, I pull your wallet Feed it to a mule You come at me with bloodshot eyes Charging like a bull I'm a confidence man Not a confident man |   Fall into the shadows   Preaching 'bout humility A confidence man   You nearly did a, "What? Who's there?" Nobody here but us chickens   Doesn't matter, was a ruse anyway   Took your pants that time I'm a sensitive man   Got the confidence to try I know nothing about you Yeah, you know everything about me If I reveal any more I'll just be a spy I'm a confidence man Not a confident man | I'm not a confident man They're much more dangerous   Look at this man, never questioning   Never failing, so he never learns Look at him I mean, watch his ass | He's the kind of thief That works in broad daylight   That never gets caught You give me the heebie-jeebies, sir I'm a confidence man Not a confident man | Oh, you made me You abandoned me   These are your words, use 'em in my favor Gimme all your confidence I'll feed it to a mule |