Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo And he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little super up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.        Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo And he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. I might save a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me !                Ohh...not on me            That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Maybe next time he'll think    before he cheats.            Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats         Ohh...before he cheats