Halfway Round The World - from Letters Never Sent - 1994 Thank you for informing me That I was banned from Canada It comes as no suprise to me Last month it was Africa Since you’ve been ambassador There’s trouble at the border La la la la la la la Halfway ’round the world It’s amusing but it makes me wince Your face is like a scimitar When accidentally eye to eye You shoot a look like vinegar What could I have done to you To make you act the way you do La la la la la la la Halfway ’round the world For whatever reason You would keep me Halfway ’round the world      I believe it’s like a kind of compliment I must be quite a girl "quite a girl" La la la la la la la Halfway ’round the world Once upon a time you swore you’d love me ’Til the end of the world      Now nowhere is far enough away for you I must be quite a girl "quite a girl..." La la la la la la la Halfway ’round the world