Accidentally made a joke that killed your boner And I woke up so hungover And I didn’t even drink so much last night And I hurt your feelings on the phone ’cause I’m pmsing And you sent the sweetest message I forgot to reply and I couldn’t even tell you why Most days I’m hilarious confident and I don’t get jealous And I’m sexy and I’m fun Most days I’m affectionate and I love you like I invented it I’m not usually this dumb but I’m just not killin’ it today No today is not my day Hahaha gotta laugh Someone please give me a break It’s written on my face I wanna cry and eat some cake Try again tomorrow babe I’m not killing it today No no no no no no no no no no no No no no I’m not killin’ it today Accidentally I sneezed and peed little Looked in the mirror and my eyes jiggled And it helps when you tell me I’m perfect but not this time Most days I’m hilarious confident and I don’t get jealous And I’m sexy and I’m fun Most days I’m affectionate and I love you like I invented it I’m not usually this dumb but I’m just not killin’ it today No today is not my day Hahaha gotta laugh Someone please give me a break It’s written on my face I wanna cry and eat some cake Try again tomorrow babe I’m not killing it today No no no no no no no no no no no No no no I’m not killin’ it today I’m just not killin’ it today No today is not my day Hahaha gotta laugh Someone please give me a break It’s written on my face I wanna cry and eat some cake Try again tomorrow babe I’m not killing it today No no no no no no no no no no no No no no I’m not killin’ it today No no no no no no no no no no no No no no I’m not killin’ it today