[Verse] Have a banana Hannah   Try the salami Tommy   Get with the gravy Davy Everybody eats when they come to my house Try a tomato Plato     Here’s cacciatore Dory    Taste the bologna Tony Everybody eats when they come to my house [Verse] I fix your favorite dishes Hopin’ this good food fills ya Work my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone You better eat if it kills ya [Verse] Pass me a pancake Mandrake Have an hors d’oeuvre-y Irvy      Look in the fendel Mendel Everybody eats when they come to my house Hannah Davy    Tommy Dora Mandrake Everybody eats when they come to my house [Verse] Pastafazoola Tallulah Oh do have a bagel F/Dagel    Now don’t be so bashful Nashville Everybody eats when they come to my house [Verse] Hey this is a party Marty     Well you get the cherry Jerry     Now look don’t be so picky Mickey ’Cause everybody eats when they come to my house [Verse] All of my friends are welcome Don’t make me coax you moax you Eat the tables the chairs the napkins who cares? You gotta eat if it chokes you [Verse] Oh do have a knish Nisha      Pass him the latke Matke       Chile con carne for Barney Everybody eats when they come to my house [Verse] F/Dace buster chair chops fump Everybody eats when they come to my house Everybody eats when they come to my house