I'm going to tell you a story 'bout Mary Lou You know the kind of woman make a fool of you She make a young man itch She make an old man faint The way she took my money was a crying shame (Mary Lou) Mary Lou - she took my watch and chain (Mary Lou) Mary lou - she took my diamond ring (Mary Lou) She took the keys to my Cadillac car Jumped in my kitty and drove off far Left me stranded in Kalamazoo Make her a fortune of a fool like you She married a rich man Had a dozen kids Drove that cat until he flipped his lid (Mary Lou) Mary Lou - she took my watch and chain (Mary Lou) Mary lou - she took my diamond ring (Mary Lou) She took the keys to my Cadillac car Jumped in my kitty and drove off far Come back into town about a week ago Told me she was sorry that she hurt me so I had a fifty-five Ford and a two dollar bill The way she looked at that man gave me a chill (Mary Lou) Mary Lou - she took my watch and chain (Mary Lou) Mary lou - she took my diamond ring (Mary Lou) She took the keys to my Cadillac car Jumped in my kitty and drove off far (Mary Lou) Mary Lou - she took my diamond ring (Mary Lou) Mary lou - she took everything (Mary Lou) She took the keys to my Cadillac car Jumped in my kitty and drove off far Haaaaa - Drove off far Drove off far Drove off far Drove off far Kept on driving that car Took everything I had stuck it in that car Yeahhh jumped in the kitty Drove off far