Ain't it hard to stumble And land in some funny lagoon? Ain't it hard to stumble And land in some muddy lagoon? Especially when it's nine below zero And  three o'clock in the afternoon. Ain't gonna hang no picture Ain't gonna hang no picture frame. Ain't gonna hang no picture Ain't gonna hang no picture frame. Well I might look like Robert Ford But I  feel just like a Jesse James. Well I wish I was on some Australian mountain range. Oh I wish I was on some Australian mountain range. I got no reason to be there but I Imagine  it would be some kind of change. I got my dark sunglasses I got for good luck my black tooth. I got my dark sunglasses I'm carryin' for good luck my black tooth. Don't ask me nothin' about nothin' I just  might tell you the truth. I got a woman in Jackson I ain't gonna say her name. I got a woman in Jackson I ain't gonna say her name. She's a brown-skin woman but I  Love her just the same.