Ultranol

[Verse] For coughs and colds and scabby holes Itchy pimples unseemly moles For funny turns and Chinese burns For aching heads we’re most concerned [Transition] For staying lively getting it nightly This we guarantee [Chorus] That Ultranol is the new remedy Before you go to bed take two or three When you wake up you’ll feel better [Verse] For aches and pains and jellied brains Help you sleep and smile again Now you’re aimless blameless almost nameless You get much more although you pay less  [Transition] Revitalise that sexual drive In fact be born again [Chorus] Yes Ultranol will put you on the map Take four or five then have a little nap When you wake up you’ll feel better [Outro] For your coughs and scabby holes Keep you young although you’re feeling old (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) If you’re not protected you’re going to get it (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) So suck ’em and see you won’t regret it (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) Suck ’em and see