[Intro] e|18-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-|------------|15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-|------------| B|------------|16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-|------------|10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-| G|15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-|------------|12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|------------| D|------------|13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-|------------|-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7-| A|------------|------------|------------|------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------| x 2                              [Verse 1] I am the message centre        Local and direct         Room to room an operator (no calls today dear they’ll just have to wait dear) I call and I collect (so just strike him softly away from the bodyyy) [Chorus] You’re made up too shiny today (in so much trouble) Your thoughts are just pissing away (in so much trouble) So much trouble [Verse 2] I am a manager        And I am in control        As the local delegator (no calls today dear they’ll just have to wait dear) I offer no guarantee at all (so don’t take it lightly you’ll put yourself undeeer) [Chorus] You’re made up too shiny today (in so much trouble) Your thoughts are just pissing away (in so much trouble) A new typeface a new day (in so much trouble) You can’t remember ten minutes ago (in so much trouble) Too much trouble [Instrumental break]                   [Bridge] La la-la-la-laaa La la la la La la-la-la-laaa La la la       [Instrumental]                                 (You’ll put yourself under) [Chorus] You’re made up too shiny today (in so much trouble) Your thoughts are just pissing away (in so much trouble) A new typeface a new day (in so much trouble) You can’t remember ten minutes ago (in so much trouble) - too much trouble [Outro]              La la-la-la-laaa La la la la La la-la-la-laaa La la la la La la-la-la-laaa La la la la La la-la-la-laaa La la la la La la-la-la-laaa La la la la La la-la-la-laaa La la la la