The pay-me girl has had enough of the bleeps So she takes a bus into the country Although she got herself rosy cheeks She didn’t leave enough money to pay the rent The landlord says that she’s out in a week What a shame she was just getting comfy Now she’s eating chocolate to induce sleep In a chemical world it’s very very very cheap And I don’t know about you They’re putting the holes in yes yes It’s been a hell of a do They’ve been putting the holes in yes yes Peeping Thomas has a very nice view Across the street at the exhibitionist These townies they never speak to you Just stick together so they never get lonely Feeling lead feeling quite light-headed Had to sit down and have some sugary tea In a chemical world in a chemical world         it’s very very very cheap