Bank Holyday

Grandma has new dentures            To eat the crust of pizza     Been taken out by her daughter       Because she thought she ought’a The kids are eating snickers     Because they’re so delicious     Then there’s sticky fingers     And mother loses her knickers   Bank holiday comes six times a year            Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers                Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer               ......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N. Bar-b-que is cooking   Sausages and chicken   The patio is buzzing   The neighbours they are looking          John is down the fun pub   Drinking lots of lager     Girls and boys are on the game And all the high streets look the same          (Chorus) (instrumental same as verse and Chorus) (Chorus) x2