Chords used: D - xx0232 A - x02220 G - 320033 Intro: Uno dos tres quatros --- Verse 1: When you fucked grandpa Did he tell you that he loved you? Did he hold you until the sun did rise And did he look into your eyes And ask you to fellate him And stick a finger or two in his ass Chorus: He seems like a total asshole Grandpa is a total fucking asshole Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?    (hold) He rubs his dick in broken glass (Repeat Intro twice) Verse 2: When you fucked grandpa Did he kiss you soft and tender? Did he tie your hands behind your head And was it on your mother’s bed? And (Repeat Chorus) Mark Speaks while singing Chorus This is fucking stupid man I can’t believe you’d have sex with your own grandfather I mean you guys are related! What’s he gonna do take out his teeth and just lay them on the side of the bed? Man you like to fuck him in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate And cum all over the place this is stupid I hate you all I’m not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man this is stupid!        I hate you!