[Intro] |F#5 |F#5 | 2x | | | | | 2x [Verse] I guess I’m blessed to be so fucking bored And hiding from this phantom antigen That wants to send us to the morgue [Chorus] Quarantine fuck this disease I’d rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV Quarantine no not for me I thought that things were fucked up in 2019 fuck quarantine [Verse] Some people hit the bottle some people hit the books Some people storm The Capitol some second guess parenthood It’ll disappear in April just like a miracle We don’t need social distance we don’t need old people So throw the shop doors open and save our economy We don’t need ICU beds or PPE [Chorus] Quarantine fuck this disease I’d rather watch some magic or do press in Germany Quarantine no not for me I thought that things were fucked up in 2019 fuck quarantine [Bridge] It’ll disappear in April just like a miracle We don’t need social distance we don’t need old people So throw the shop doors open save our economy We don’t need ICU beds we don’t need PPE [Solo] | |/ | | / | [Chorus] Quarantine fuck this disease I’m never shaking hands again and don’t kiss me on the cheek Fuck quarantine