Riff 1: E |------------| B |------------| G |----9-----9r6-----7r6---7r6---7--| D |--7---7-7-----7-7-----7-----7----| A |------------| E |------------| Riff 2: E |------------| B |------------| G |------6-------7-------9-------7-----| D |----6---6---7---7---9---9---7---7---| A |--4-------5-------7-------5---------| E |------------| Verse: I’m gonna wanna see myself with someone too Friends I don’t pay are friends i never knew So I took the chance and got some help from a few And got a long and skinny friend to talk to Chorus: Cause I have the time and the liberty To play with my pet sally                             Riff 1 Please don’t go away sally please Verse: No more lonely showers and uneaten foods My salamander has hygiene too            And he thinks of me the way I think of you    The only next step is for him to say I do Chorus Interlude: w/Riff 2 Sally please don’t go away I won’t be living in yesterday The lonely nights Getting beat up by gays in bar fights