Intro: Mark’s Bass Solo: (2x) (2xs) Verse 1: Well this one day I’m kinda straight And I can can can have fun No matter what I do I’ve always assumed that I can’t go on sucking on my thumb Sifting through my toys Resting at my door After thinking that I couldn’t read Sitting on the porch And waiting for porno While sucking on my damn fugi Refrain: I don’t know why I just want to die And here’s 2 bucks for you This is the part where I should really fart But I guess I’ve got nothing to do I don’t know why I just want to die And here’s 2 bucks for you This is the part where I should really fart But I guess I’ve got nothing to do What’d our grandma think of me Oh it’s like so amusing I Guess I should its a wonder about me My breath its how the streets cave in everyday Post-chorus: (2x) Verse 2: Oh how the antelopes Tom’s thumb just walked right through my nose blah blah blah in my hotel blah blah blah blah blah What’d our grandma think of me Oh it’s like so amusing I Guess I should its a wonder about me My breath its how the streets cave in everyday I Guess I should its a wonder about me My breath its how the streets cave in everyday Guitar Solo: (3x)